This is the one that makes yours the house people slow down for. Four pumpkins stack into a column topped with a witch's hat, standing a full eight feet, so it reads from the sidewalk and from a passing car rather than only from your front walk.
Built-in LED lights carry it after dark, which is when anyone actually sees your decorating, and the sandbag, stakes, and ropes come in the box so it does not end up flat on the lawn after the first windy night.